Jingles – Some Important Laws… Newton Forgot to State…

LAW OF QUEUE:If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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